I’m a bisexual. I get hit on by a number of guys (even the closet cases and the curious), and things seem to go pretty sweet with them, hence why I’m generally with them.

Women tend to either think “I’m really nice” or barely acknowledge me at all, and my attitude towards that is “fuck you”. I haven’t a great deal of preference when it comes to gender, so acting like you’re almighty WOMAN who requires romance and constant affection and whatever the fuck just makes me want to avoid your gender entirely. I don’t fucking care what’s between your legs; it’s how you act and who you are.

Also, makeup makes you look like a clown, pink is a God-awful colour, floral shit is puke-inducing and I honestly think good jeans are 100x hotter than dresses and club wear.

Maybe I’m gay, but it’s only because you’re a bitch.