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This weekend, activists in Uganda - a country where homosexuality is punishable by death - held their first Pride.
This is the epitome of courage. I have no other words.
Red Cross Blood Service just called me.
Lady - “Hey would you like to set up another donation in the near future?”
Me - “…Uh…”
Lady - “Yes?”
Me - “I’ve recently slept with a guy, I didn’t think I was allowed to?”
Lady - “Oh, that’s correct. Thanks for letting us know. I hope you can in the future!”
Me - “Yeah, me too…”
Jesus Christ that’s a blow to the ego.
I will stop hating the government significantly.
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Well, I sure know where I’m never going for a holiday.
I used to give blood and save lives, but now that I’m a faggot I’m not allowed.
Who was I kidding? Gay blood can’t sustain life!