I want to have a threesome with a guy and a girl.
The amount of available positions… *drools*
Tracks
“Oh you’re bi? That’s a shame.”
In what way could being a bisexual be a shame?
All it means is that you have some chance with me. Acting like a prudish holier-than-thou bitch because of it removes that chance.
“So are you openly gay?”
“No, I’m openly fucking the world”
Bisexuality, also known as “admitting that an orgasm is an orgasm”
Uncyclopedia.
When you try sign up to a dating site, but it says you can only seek one gender.
…No.
People at work think I’m straight.
I fucking hate it when people presume things about me.
Marlon Brando, the sexiest bisexual to ever walk the planet.
(Source: vintagevalley)
Those hot hetero couples that reaffirm your bisexuality, because you’re not sure which one you want to bang more.
I’m just sippin’ on chamomile, watchin’ boys and girls and their sex appeal.
Just let the lovin’ take ahold. Happy Valentine’s.
Bisexuality is so awkward.
I went to a gay bar and was pretty much the only person watching a half-naked female dancer gyrate her hips and tits, but was trying to act as if I wasn’t, in order to avoid people thinking I was straight and ruining my chances at meaningless sex.