I know it’s exactly the same thing but it has no ring to it, it looks ugly and flat out seems wrong. If it’s a gay guy who states it, I presume he’s just over-emphasizing himself in the community and using everyone else like pawns.

The amount of available positions… *drools*

In what way could being a bisexual be a shame?

All it means is that you have some chance with me. Acting like a prudish holier-than-thou bitch because of it removes that chance.

I used to get bullied for being gay or a stoner during primary school, obviously before I actually did anything that would affirm that. I sure showed those guys!!!

Uncyclopedia.

…No.

Which is why I choose to suck dick.