April 2012
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Oi, fellow stoners. The trick to avoid coughing.
If you think you’re about to cough, don’t exhale directly after taking the hit. Slowly expel the smoke until you are exhaled as far out as you can. Hold your lungs empty until you can find a beverage to cool down your throat, if not, very slowly breathe in again. Otherwise, you’re making the hot dry feeling spread, and that feels SO much worse and causes the painful reflex. Then...
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Nobody loves me. It's true.
Not like you do.
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“Killing Me Softly” by the Fugees.
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I'm cranky, tired, hungry and horny.
I don’t know which to satisfy first.
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“Don’t be worried, because that which can disappear is worth disappearing. It is...”
– Osho (via nirvikalpa)
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Mary and me were both fucked by God.
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“Nobody ever understands what a pioneer is doing.”
– Timothy Leary
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I'm about to give you away, for someone else to...
It’s gonna kill me to see you with the next girl, but I should have thought about before we kissed.
I kinda always knew I’d end up your ex-girlfriend. I’m another next girlfriend on your list, but I should have thought of that before we kissed.
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Feminism in homosexuality.
What the actual fuck.
I thought the purpose of homosexuality was to drop the misogynistic dominance BS and be considered equal to the person you love. Not about “who’s the man?”
I’m not your bitch, you’re not my bitch, I’m here because I like you. That’s all there is to it.
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Infuriating Christians - Praying Against Illness
I used to go to Sunday School when I was about 10, as I was forced to attend Church with my parents.
I hated the idea of being forced into doing something I didn’t want to. We had to all sit in groups and pray for random shit. I said that there was nothing I wanted to pray for because I was fine and didn’t particularly want anything (nor did I agree with bartering with God for my own...
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Awkward Christians - Teen Pregnancy
Back in the day, when I was about 10, and my parents used to force me to come along to Church, “Sunday School” went on an excursion to a Children’s Hospital (coolest thing they ever did).
We walked past a room, where a mother was in bed holding her newborn, her boyfriend standing aside her also draped in a hospital gown. The Church lady asked if they are new parents. The nurse...
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Listen
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